Did I ever mention I fucking love visual poetry? Because I fucking love visual poetry.
In New Zealand our drinking age is 18 but the drink driving tolerance for under 20s is zero and my friend who’s a cop said he gets great pleasure out of breathalising sober under 20 year olds and watching the terror fill their face as he tells them they’re 10 times over the legit drinking limit cause ten times zero is still zero
You guys may laugh but my schools mascot is actually satan
We have a twenty foot portrait of him in our gym
He’s wearing gym shorts
With a noticeable bulge
More than noticeable
We have our assemblies beneath Satan’s prominent crotch
As another student of this school I can confirm these claims are true
a lot of people thought we were lying
FOUND YOU, MOTHERFUCKER.
For the record, Martin got angry at me for having Benedict as my phone wallpaper. “You motherfucker, you have Ben as your phone background.” WHAT A SWEETHEART, we completely took him by surprise and he ended up chatting for a good 15 minutes about life, school and Fargo.
I told him I cosplay John Watson and when he pulled me in for a picture, he said endearingly “The two Johns.”
Latest Painting & Speed Painting Video - Sherlock all giff’ed up. By Stephen Quick #sherlock #benedictcumberbatch
Painting here -http://www.splinteredstudios.com/Sherlock-Painting.html
Video here -http://youtu.be/EtdchIMTXI0
fuck this shit
it is entirely inconsistent with elizabeth’s character for her to drop everything (PIRATE KING thank you very much) to raise a child as a landlubber
give me elizabeth, eight months pregnant, still running the show from shipwreck cove
give me elizabeth and her six-year-old
soncabin boy kicking ass and taking names as they outrun the royal navy
give me elizabeth, instead of waiting for will, sailing out to meet him
give me elizabeth dying at sea four years and one week later and signing aboard the flying dutchman to the shock of its captain
give me elizabeth and will co-captaining the dutchman and sailing the seas beyond the edge of the world for eternity together
give me young billy (i’m forced to assume they, as pirates, are unimaginative when it comes to names) telling the story of william turner, who gave up everything for the woman he loved, and elizabeth swann, who took it back with sword and pistol
something always bothered me about that ending and now I know what it was god bless
Must be Pepper’s birthday and he only remembered like 5 minutes ago during a fight.
I imagine him getting blasted and falling through the ceiling of a mall next to Victoria’s Secret and just going, “oh, well, while I’m here.”
she was “Ranting about Death” and the Grim Reaper got pissed off and fucking killed her are u kidding me
he’s facepalming at how fucking ridiculous i am
SHIT I WAS FUCKING BULLYING HIM I’M SORRY THANK YOU FOR BRINGING ME BACK I’M SORRY
So apparently Misha said yes to the offer to be in season 9 because he loves this job and us even though his agent recommended he shouldn’t
…the hell would his agent say that for??
he ships wincest
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